It’s not secret, but I hate thongs. By itself, as sexy lingerie with a garter belt is totally acceptable; however, thongs are the bane of the booty. Sure, they banish panty lines to the grave, and is a bit more secure than going Fullcommando, but they also go where they shouldn’t. Not to mention, it covers nothing, and unless you want a constant wedgie, you’re gonna hate every second of it on your body. These aspects also come with health concerns, that, even if you’re a veteran thong wearer, you should be aware of. Thongs cause an infection.